This is definitely more of a dark, twisted funny. At least, I think it’s funny.

Anyway, you have been warned.

Billabonk: to make passionate love beside a waterhole.
Bludgie: a partner who doesn’t work, but is kept as a pet.
Dodgeridoo: a fake indigenous artefact.
Fair drinkum: good-quality Aussie wine.
Flatypus: a cat that has been run over by a vehicle.
Mateshit: all your flat mate’s belongings, lying strewn around the floor.
Shagman: an unemployed male, roaming the Australian bush in search of sexual activity.
Yabble: the unintelligible language of Australian freshwater crustaceans.
Bushwanker: a pretentious drongo, who reckons he’s above average when it comes to handling himself in the scrub.
Crackie-daks: ‘hipster’ tracksuit pants.
Rangaroo: Real name for a Big Red Kangaroo
Grumpians: People who drive all the way to the mountains & then bitch about it
Madpie – footy fan convinced ‘we wuz robbed’