This is a magpie.

This is a magpie diving on a human.

This is where I where I should have a picture of what happens to your head when a magpie divebombs you and you’re not fortunate enough to be wearing a helmet.

I didn’t take a picture because one, I didn’t feel like it and two, it wasn’t that bad. I turned my head enough to get a thud and scratch to my head rather than the temple gouging I think he was going for.

Anywho, after an interesting day losing a bit of my vocabulary, going in and out of nausea/dizziness and trying to bake when short term memory wasn’t that great, I’ve been trying to take it easy this weekend. I still have my headache, but the rest has fixed itself.

Just a warning, though: when it’s spring in Melbourne, be careful about young cocky magpies and don’t wear black and white scarves. Okay?